why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
“Shit It’s raining”
I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.
love the french
If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
reblog if your url represents who you really areDo you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
Instead of wasting your life by hoping and regretting, one should live in the now
Hoping and regretting are the two methods which delude the now…
One is prepared for life when one lives in the now.
So live in the now,
speak your own mind,
and prepare yourself to live,
'cus then you are prepared to die
Anders ‘Anden’ Matthesen
GODDAMIT MR NOODLE